Dose Quote by Charles Baudelaire

“I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!”

— Louise Rennison

“(Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.) After”

— David Walliams

“The foundation of human health is poop!”

— Steven Magee

“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way nobody will…

— Jarod Kintz

“I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper.”

— Terry Price

“I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.”

— Dennis Lehane

Kids are always writing me: 'I had a bad day too.' 'I got gum in my hair.' And the kids also write to me…

— Judith Viorst

“Nowadays people rush into print before they’ve even finished the proof.”

— Denis Guedj

A propos of Distempers, I am going to tell you a thing that I am sure will make you wish your selfe here. The…

— Mary Wortley Montagu

One year, I'd completely lost my bearings trying to follow potty training instruction from a psychiatric expert. I was stuck on step on, which…

— Mary Blakely

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not…

— Larry the Cable Guy

In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!

— Anonymous