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“This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.” quote by Lewis Black — Download Open image

“This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.”

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