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President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the…

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President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's…

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According to CNN, Donald Rumsfeld said the war in Iraq did not go according to plan. And President Bush said, 'What? We…

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President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.

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A Newsweek poll said if the election were held today, John Kerry would beat Bush 49 percent to 46 percent. And today,…

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President Bush has unveiled his first campaign commercial, highlighting all of his accomplishes in office. That's why it's a 60-second spot.

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President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a…

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John Kerry said today he wants to debate President Bush once a month. Hey good luck, if Bush couldn't make it to…

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Republicans are now saying that Dan Rather should lose his job because he misled the country with bogus information. Which is odd…

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Is it me or is President Bush's life starting to sound like a country song. He's from Texas, his dog just died,…

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President Bush said that American workers will need new skills to get the new jobs in the 21st century. Some of the…

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The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House…

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John Kerry says that he wants to debate President Bush once a month until the election. This could be a risky move…

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President Bush is now focusing on jobs. I think the one job he's focusing most on is his own. The White House…

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Kerry is well on his way to reaching his magic number of 2,162. That's the total number of delegates he needs to…

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President Bush announced a major new plan for the United States to put a man on the moon, which would be a…

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In an interview with Rolling Stone, Senator John Kerry, who is running for president, said that when he voted for the war…

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Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills.…

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The Bush administration has apparently approved a plan to oust Saddam Hussein. I think that's President Bush's Father's Day gift to his…

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When President Chirac gave [President] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower... Bush said 'This is great! A little oil rig!'

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A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed…

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President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.

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President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.

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President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was…

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While President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her…

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Experts are saying that President Bush's goal now is to politically humiliate Saddam Hussein. Why don't we just make him the next…

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John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

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One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President…

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In his speech President Bush said we need to rebuild Iraq, provide the people with jobs, and give them hope. If it…

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President Bush spoke with the Amish. He didn't want to, but it was the only group he could find that wasn't upset…

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They said that President Bush's war in Iraq has cost the former Spanish Prime Minister his job. So President Bush isn't losing…

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President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes.

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President Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off.

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President Bush said that our kids must be taught how to read. He said if his aides never learned to read, they'd…

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We ought to thank President Bush. He made it a lot easier for people to do taxes this year. No job, no…

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Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he…

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On 'Meet the Press' yesterday President Bush was asked what he would do if he lost the election and Bush said, ''Phhh,…

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The Democrats say that President Bush doesn't have an exit strategy for Iraq. Of course he does. If things don't go well,…

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Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.

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Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language.

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