Beats Quote by Jay Leno

John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat. He had…

— Bill Maher

On a day when all Americans, regardless of party affiliation, are celebrating the growth of freedom and honoring the sacrifices of American and Iraqi…

— Ken Mehlman

John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech.…

— Jay Leno

George Bush, Dick Cheney, every one of the speakers praised John Kerry's war record. No one said he was unfit. They said he has…

— Anonymous

For more than 20 years, on every one of the great issues of freedom and security, John Kerry has been more wrong, more weak…

— Zell Miller

The Democrats are all over this. Democratic strategists feel John Kerry's war record means he can beat Bush. They say when it comes down…

— Jay Leno

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him to be…

— Jon Stewart

A Newsweek poll said if the election were held today, John Kerry would beat Bush 49 percent to 46 percent. And today, President Bush…

— Jay Leno

I would never say John Kerry would be a great president. I will say that George Bush has divided us; he has filled this…

— John Mellencamp

Oh my god... Kerry is boring even when Bush is reading him.

— Jon Stewart

It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that can sink…

— Jay Leno

I have never seen John Kerry give anything but an engineered response.

— Michael Parenti