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John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

— Jay Leno

John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat. He had…

— Bill Maher

One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President Bush has…

— Jay Leno

“Since at least the year 2000 and the election of George Bush, Americans have shown themselves to be increasingly enamored with the heroic couplet…

— J. Jack Halberstam

John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take the country…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'

— Craig Kilborn

Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?

— David Letterman

John Kerry can be absolutely ruthless. I would not want to be on his enemies list when he's ready to go after you.

— Douglas Brinkley

John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that's a bit juvenile.

— Jonah Goldberg

John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech.…

— Jay Leno

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

— Craig Kilborn

“Manafort’s ouster extinguished the last vestige of hope for Republicans praying that Trump would at last pivot to a more statesmanlike approach. No one…

— Joshua Green