Checks Quote by Craig Kilborn

As a John Kerry supporter, I wanted to send him a check. But then it occurred to me that most of that money would…

— George Meyer

They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's nothing. He…

— Jay Leno

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

— Ann Coulter

John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take the country…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry is busy trying to raise money right now for his campaign. It was reported today that Kerry's hoping to raise $80 million…

— Conan O'Brien

John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's…

— Jay Leno

They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech.…

— Jay Leno

In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he…

— Jay Leno

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message…

— Craig Kilborn

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'

— Craig Kilborn

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

— Jay Leno