If youre not using your smile, youre like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
“I'll illustrate the cover of your book for a million dollars. Wait, just let me find my crayons.” — Ederyn Khushrenada Copy Share Image
I have just Kidnapped myself …..Give me One Million dollars or you will never see me again! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a picture-perfect body than a million dollars in my pocket. — Robert Cheeke Copy Share Image
If I went in debt a million dollars every time I committed genocide, I'd be our economy. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
You haven’t experienced awkwardness until you’ve seen a three-million-dollar piece of software cry. — Charles Yu Copy Share Image
I'd rather make one righteous dollar on my level Than make a million dollars spittin' rhymes for the devil. — KRS-One Copy Share Image
Here's the thing: life is now. It's not ten pounds from now, it's not twenty pounds from now, it's not a million… — Jillian Michaels Copy Share Image
Do you know anything at all that nobody else knows or, for that matter, gives a damn about? If you do, then… — S. J. Perelman Copy Share Image
The increase in the assets of the Federal Reserve Banks from 143 Million dollars in 1913 to 45 Billion dollars in 1949… — Eustace Mullins Copy Share Image
Comparatively few people know what a million dollars actually is. To the majority it is a gaseous concept, swelling or decreasing as… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
I guess when you get paid over 100 million dollars by one team, it's kind of easy to point the finger at… — Peyton Hillis Copy Share Image
A million dollars sounds like a lot, I know. Especially when you're young. But you can't let money erode your principles or… — Wendelin Van Draanen Copy Share Image
In Rwanda that genocide happened because the international community and the Security Council refused to give, again, another 5000 troops which would… — Lakhdar Brahimi Copy Share Image
In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.'… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
God is going to supply a million dollars, somebody is praying right now, right this second, you're praying for a million dollars.… — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
One thing about open source is that even the failures contribute to the next thing that comes up. Unlike a company that… — Matt Mullenweg Copy Share Image
In the 1980s and 1990s, Jack Welch, the CEO of General Electric, laid off over 100,000 employees. His reward? When he retired… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation … No, UPS is hard… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.'… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
For a million dollars, the Russians would take two people, a million apiece, around the moon and back. However, stories, videos that… — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
Some things I won't do for any amount of money. Like for instance, there's a couple of CEOs of very large corporations… — Robert Crumb Copy Share Image
So if there were a container of contaminated urine, and somehow it managed to find its way to someplace a lot of… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Here in the UK, we've now got an evangelical television channel - it's the kind of thing that will be very familiar… — Pat Condell Copy Share Image
How is it possible that a process can be democratic when it comes by way of money? If there is money then… — Alejandro Castro Espin Copy Share Image
My mom was a manic depressive schizophrenic who, after a year in prison, went home and shot herself. My sister, Kirsten, an… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I was taught that candles are like house cats - domesticated versions of something wild and dangerous. There's no way to know… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Running a multi-million dollar business can be frustrating at times, especially when someone does something I am not happy with. It might… — Vishen Lakhiani Copy Share Image
Comparatively few people know what a million dollars actually is. To the majority it is a gaseous concept, swelling or decreasing as… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
We are for aiding our allies by sharing of our material blessings with those nations which share in our fundamental beliefs, but… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
We negotiated the construction of a gas pipeline system along the bottom of the Black Sea to Bulgaria. We signed certain treaties… — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image