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Awkwardness Quote by Charles Yu

“You haven’t experienced awkwardness until you’ve seen a three-million-dollar piece…” quote by Charles Yu — Download Open image

“You haven’t experienced awkwardness until you’ve seen a three-million-dollar piece of software cry.”

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