“It was all kind of fuzzy, as if his mind was doing its thinking in limericks.” — Sorin Suciu Funny Copy Share Image
“It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what… — Sorin Suciu Accountant Copy Share Image
“Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.” — Sorin Suciu Brick Copy Share Image
“The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.” — Sorin Suciu Coding Copy Share Image
“He spoke in a trembling voice that didn’t seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. That’s because… — Sorin Suciu Halitosis Copy Share Image
“Master Dung’s study was silent. So silent, in fact, that one might have been able to hear a gnat passing air, if… — Sorin Suciu Education Copy Share Image
“On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in… — Sorin Suciu Computers Copy Share Image
“Merkin had used only one drop of the “just soap.” Two drops would have made her Master walk slightly awkwardly. Three drops… — Sorin Suciu Humor Copy Share Image
“You learned a lot by playing RPGs, although not all of it was useful, or real for that matter – unless you… — Sorin Suciu Geek Copy Share Image
“Behind the cool mask of bravado, past the one-way mirror of his mind, underneath the rock-solid layers of self-control, in the Zen… — Sorin Suciu Geek-humor Copy Share Image
“What makes the Arctic VarChar so unusual and popular is that each bite has a different taste. As you carve your way… — Sorin Suciu Food Copy Share Image
“Are you single?” inquired − rather bluntly − the email titled “Career Opportunity.” — Sorin Suciu Contemporary-fantasy Copy Share Image
“Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.” — Sorin Suciu Geek Copy Share Image
“Love can be just like hot peppers, exciting on the way in and agonizing on the way out.” — Sorin Suciu Agonizing Copy Share Image
“FEBRIZIUM();” said Buggeroff, and the foul smell immediately disappeared as if by, well − Magic.” — Sorin Suciu Humor Copy Share Image
“There was a rare quality about Nurse Grace’s smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some… — Sorin Suciu Comedy Copy Share Image
“He knew for a fact that he was so hopelessly bad at seeing through camouflage that, if left alone in the forest,… — Sorin Suciu Fire Copy Share Image
“He was a good storyteller, but he told the kind of stories that made children run away from the village and adults… — Sorin Suciu Children Copy Share Image
“It probably wasn’t entirely her fault that she was such a bitter person. Having a name like Grace can be a serious… — Sorin Suciu Bitterness Copy Share Image
“Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye of one who had played enough computer games to know art when he saw… — Sorin Suciu Art Copy Share Image
“The conversation had been so lacking in quality that it actually made Toddlers and Tiaras look like good entertainment by comparison.” — Sorin Suciu Communication Copy Share Image
“Her assignment had been to write a simple Sumerian code for preserving a jar of pickled eggs. (To the programming-inclined reader, this… — Sorin Suciu Books Copy Share Image
“Let’s just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into… — Sorin Suciu Author Copy Share Image
“Let’s see, you will need a project plan, resource allocation, a timeline, test cycles, a budget, a contingency budget, lots of diagrams,… — Sorin Suciu Ancient egypt Copy Share Image
