Humor Quote by Sorin Suciu

“Merkin had used only one drop of the “just soap.” Two drops would have made her Master walk slightly awkwardly. Three drops would have…

— Sorin Suciu

“He spoke in a trembling voice that didn’t seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. That’s because sound travels…

— Sorin Suciu

“You learned a lot by playing RPGs, although not all of it was useful, or real for that matter – unless you really believed…

— Sorin Suciu

“Behind the cool mask of bravado, past the one-way mirror of his mind, underneath the rock-solid layers of self-control, in the Zen garden that…

— Sorin Suciu

“Master Dung’s study was silent. So silent, in fact, that one might have been able to hear a gnat passing air, if only an…

— Sorin Suciu

“It was all kind of fuzzy, as if his mind was doing its thinking in limericks.”

— Sorin Suciu

“What makes the Arctic VarChar so unusual and popular is that each bite has a different taste. As you carve your way into the…

— Sorin Suciu

“Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.”

— Sorin Suciu

“On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s…

— Sorin Suciu

“The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.”

— Sorin Suciu

“It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes…

— Sorin Suciu

“Mourir c’est partir un peu.”

— Sorin Suciu