Did Quote by Craig Kilborn

John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech.…

— Jay Leno

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

— Craig Kilborn

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him to be…

— Jon Stewart

I have never seen John Kerry give anything but an engineered response.

— Michael Parenti

John Kerry's biography was central to his campaign.

— Mark Shields

John Kerry, windsurfing dilettante

— Eleanor Clift

John Kerry made a joke about Bush being a moron, and now Bush wants morons to think it was a joke was about the…

— Bill Maher

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message…

— Craig Kilborn

John Kerry was a thorn in our flesh. He was very articulate, a credible leader of the opposition. He forced us to create a…

— Anonymous

John Kerry didn't out me, nor did he offend or attack me by calling me a lesbian. I certainly couldn't be offended by the…

— Mary Cheney

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

— Jay Leno

In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he…

— Jay Leno