Attack Quote by Mary Cheney

President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth…

— Craig Kilborn

I have never seen John Kerry give anything but an engineered response.

— Michael Parenti

I mean, really: He called me 33 percent lesbian, which was a gross underestimation of my lesbian-ness.

— Reese Witherspoon

“Kerry was walking with Jesus now. I could see my mom getting red when he said that, and I started to get a little…

— Gayle Forman

John Kerry spent the day reading to preschoolers ... and the kids said Kerry actually lacked warmth and failed to articulate a clear message.

— David Letterman

Please explain to me why John Kerry sounds more dickish telling the truth than Bush sounds when he's lying. How is that possible?

— Jon Stewart

Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than…

— David Letterman

Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.

— Craig Kilborn

On a day when Osama bin Laden again threatened the United States and our allies, it is disturbing to realize that John Kerry neither…

— Marc Racicot

My best friend in the Marines, her name is Kim, said one day while we were in Iraq that homosexuals in the Forces should…

— Liz Carmouche

John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech.…

— Jay Leno

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

— Craig Kilborn