WARINIG my sense of humor may offend you I suggest you get the fuck over it. — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
You will either offend the world and please God, or please the world and offend God. — John Hagee Copy Share Image
If you're not going to offend somebody you don't need the First Amendment. — Larry Flynt Copy Share Image
“I didn't mean to offend," he quickly adds. "Then, what exactly did you mean to say?” — Dhonielle Clayton Copy Share Image
To speak and to offend is with some people but one and the same thing. — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified. — Graham Chapman Copy Share Image
I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone. — Peter Steele Copy Share Image
If a person begins by telling you, 'Do not be offended at what I am going to say,' prepare yourself for something… — Eliza Leslie Copy Share Image
I'm not going to be a rebel and offend anybody, but I'm not going to live in somebody else's image. — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
It may offend us to hear our own thoughts expressed by others: we are not sure enough of their souls. — Jean Rostand Copy Share Image
“My mission is to offend and insult the bourgeois defenders of the status quo, and entertain those who enjoy sex, violence and… — Ian Martin Copy Share Image
When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“The worst ever offence you can commit against your time is to think that “time spent making plans is time being wasted!”… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
I think the biggest insult, the worst way you can offend a Mexican, is to insult their mother. A mother is the… — Emiliano Salinas Copy Share Image
If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“You may not be able to do anything about how you feel; but you can do something about how you act. People… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
There's a difference between maliciously offending somebody - on purpose - and somebody being offended by...truth. If you're offended by the truth,… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
If you say, 'I don't want to offend anyone,' then don't get on stage. Just ask yourself, 'Do I think it is… — Lilly Singh Copy Share Image
I'm not sure I'd classify any topics as off-limits, but I don't look for new territories to offend. There's my joke about… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Imagine for a moment the result if everyone were to love one another as Jesus loves his disciples. We would have no… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
I shall produce nothing that will offend the proprieties, whether applied to children or grownups. My pictures are turned out with clean… — Fatty Arbuckle Copy Share Image
It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“To know if someone can speak offensively or politely, don’t give him poem to recite; don’t give him a song to sing.… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
If Islam is so peaceful, why is everybody so damn frightened of offending them? And on the other hand, if Christianity is… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“Do I shock you? I think I do. That’s the problem these days – nobody speaks their mind. No, don’t smile. They… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“See that guy over there?" I nod toward a man in jean shorts and a Budweiser T-shirt. "Am I that obvious?" St.… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“To speak disrespectfully of love is, I know, high treason against sentiment and fine feelings; but I wish to speak the simple… — Mary Wollstonecraft Copy Share Image
“Many well-meaning Americans have bought into the PC speech code, thinking that by being extra careful not to offend anyone we will… — Ben Carson Copy Share Image
Not only do they offend thee, O Lady, who outrage thee, but thou art also offended by those who neglect to ask… — Bonaventure Copy Share Image
[Alan Berg's] memory haunts many people, even those who never heard him on the radio, because his death could be read as… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
The fact is that really no comedian sets out to offend you. Some comics enjoy the challenge of taking a subject that… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
![“[Alan Berg's] memory haunts many people, even those who never heard him on the radio, because his death could be read as a message: Be cautious, be prudent, be bland, never push anybody, never say what you really think, offer yourself as a hostage to the weirdos even before they make the first…” quote by Roger Ebert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c57/roger-ebert-655_be-cautious_alan-berg-s-memory-haunts-many-people-ev_2593474.jpg)
