“Ever met a sympathetic doctor? No ways. They’re always impatient, glancing at the watch, calculating the price of your sickness against the… — Ian Martin Autobiography Copy Share Image
“Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride.” — Ian Martin Black-humour Copy Share Image
“You never know what’s lurking in the bloodstream, or skulking under the foreskin, or squatting in the liver, or flitting hither and… — Ian Martin Autobiography Copy Share Image
“My mission is to offend and insult the bourgeois defenders of the status quo, and entertain those who enjoy sex, violence and… — Ian Martin Goals Copy Share Image
