Campaigns Quote by Craig Kilborn

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

— Craig Kilborn

A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at…

— Dennis Miller

John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's…

— Jay Leno

I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty,

— John F. Kerry

The head of the AFL-CIO endorsed John Kerry, saying, 'The time has come to come behind one man, one leader, one candidate.' Then he…

— Conan O'Brien

I have never seen John Kerry give anything but an engineered response.

— Michael Parenti

I deplore this kind of politics. I think the ad is dishonest and dishonorable. As it is, none of these individuals served on the…

— John McCain

Senator John Kerry is in trouble for making a joke about soldiers being uneducated. As a result, Kerry promised to stop making jokes and…

— Conan O'Brien

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'

— Craig Kilborn

Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?

— David Letterman

John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech.…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat. He had…

— Bill Maher