Bloody Quote by David Letterman

...one is reminded that [John Kerry, D-MA] really just a better-looking Ted Kennedy, a richer Michael Dukakis.

— Laura Ingraham

Ted Kennedy was a fighter, and I think the people of Massachusetts want and deserve a fighter.

— Michael Capuano

Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.

— Craig Kilborn

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him to be…

— Jon Stewart

I have always liked the Kennedys as politicians. They had such great hair.

— Pamela Anderson

I guess my claim to fame is I've now gaveled Ted Kennedy to order twice.

— Amy Klobuchar

Well, I don't think any of the Republicans have expressed any interest in supporting the vision of Robert Kennedy at all. At least I…

— Kerry Kennedy

“I would be with a bunch of Kennedy fans watching the debate and their comment would be, “He’s really slaughtering Nixon.” Then we would…

— Carol Tavris

I think it's less risky for the Kerry campaign to embrace former President Clinton than it is to reject him.

— Stuart Rothenberg

It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that can sink…

— Jay Leno

A lot of people have done things over the years and made fun of people in one way or another. When I was a…

— Barry Levinson

The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut,…

— David Letterman