“You can’t trust a man with a curly mustache. It just screams deviant.” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair. — Derek Jeter Copy Share Image
“The Nike swoosh logo would make an interesting mustache—on a man who runs his mouth all the time.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I had grown a thin mustache, I was a full-grown man, and yet I was completely helpless and without a goal in… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache …” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Ladies if you wanna show that you're wacky and totally original, draw a mustache on your finger and take a picture with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
In my case you can pretty well figure that you can put a beret and a mustache on just about anything you… — Jamie Hyneman Copy Share Image
You're basically competing with the same exact product. Coke and Pepsi are at least in different cans. Lyft and Uber drivers are… — Troy Carter Copy Share Image
Sucks when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!!! ~Sean Stafford — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you… — Donatella Versace Copy Share Image
He...boasted an unassuming mustache, which was perched atop his upper lip cautiously, as though it were slightly embarrassed to be there and… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
A clean and well-cared for appearance should be maintained. Hair styles should be clean and neat, avoiding extreme styles. Mens' hair should… — Harold B. Lee Copy Share Image
“Jace was very pale, with hectic spots like fever on his cheekbones. "But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I felt saddened and confused to discover my favorite mural gone, but also hopeful that another one may be in the works.… — Emily Raboteau Copy Share Image
I had decided to be a magician well before I decided to be a writer. I was the little boy who would… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Requests for mustache rides were the big common theme, around the time of the release of the season. People were saying how… — Pablo Schreiber Copy Share Image
“Tom leaned in and spoke in a low, confidential voice, "Sir. You have a little something..." He lifted his forefinger surreptitiously to… — Jez Morrow Copy Share Image
“Oh! Do not excite yourself. Shall I say that he interested me because he was trying to grow a mustache and as… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I remember when I interviewed at MSNBC, one of the first things they said to me was, 'In your tapes, you had… — Lester Holt Copy Share Image
“Robert is, of course, at the theater, but it’s true that Jeff isn’t alone. Behind him, Lulu holds up two bottles of… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Uneasy Rider" Falling in love with a mustache is like saying you can fall in love with the way a man polishes… — Diane Wakoski Copy Share Image
“Well, if you insist. But, my dearest flower, how ghastly to consider that such a mustache must shadow the clean-shaven grandeur of… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
I have a different idea of elegance. I don't dress like a fop, it's true, but my moral grooming is impeccable. I… — Edmond Rostand Copy Share Image
“His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides of his mouth. The overall… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
We could speak about the meaning of life vis-a-vis non-consequential/deontological theories, apodictic transformation schemata, the incoherence of exemplification, metaphysical realism, Cartesian interactive… — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image