“She really needs to unclench because the sensation of her butt trying to slice off my finger is completely freaking me out… — Meghan Quinn Right now Copy Share Image
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“Can we take a moment of silence for Jack? That rotten, horse-faced Rose could have inched to the side to make room… — Meghan Quinn Body heat Copy Share Image
“There is a difference. Loving someone and being in love with someone. You can love anyone that touches your soul in a… — Meghan Quinn Love Copy Share Image
“Kids are spoiled these days. Tootsie Rolls are gold. Fuck the rest of the candy. Tootsie rolls are where it's at.” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“Soon, droves of children start to show up, keeping us rather busy. We start tallying up the number of Trolls, Batmans, Lego… — Meghan Quinn Attention to detail Copy Share Image
“You can’t trust a man with a curly mustache. It just screams deviant.” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“When we get closer, he pushes out both of the chairs across from him. He nods at them and says, “Take a… — Meghan Quinn Phone number Copy Share Image
“Yes, that’s right, you ladies are fine, you’re beautiful, you’re more than just a smooth piece of skin with a beating heart.… — Meghan Quinn Beating Heart Copy Share Image
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“Be kind. Be Courageous. Do good. Own you. And Prove your existence.” — Meghan Quinn Courage Copy Share Image
“I was not checking you out," she protests. If she added a foot stomp to that little denial train, I would have… — Meghan Quinn Fitness Copy Share Image
“Make mistakes, tell the worst truth rather than the best lie, love hard, and be the better man.” — Meghan Quinn Better man Copy Share Image
“Oh, yup. I’m gay. Bring me all the dicks. I just love those things, can’t get enough of the Lincoln Logs God… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“as a collective whole we ask for compassion and understanding but have a hard time handing it out when the time comes.” — Meghan Quinn Compassion Copy Share Image
“She's incredibly intelligent, very book smart, but give her a drink and she becomes the hot mess express, selling tickets for everyone… — Meghan Quinn Books Copy Share Image
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“Life isn’t some walk in the park where you can make wishes on dandelions. Life is work. Life is a journey of… — Meghan Quinn Life Copy Share Image
“Yup, I totally jizzed all over her face from eight feet above. The accuracy I had was on point.” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“It means something that combines strength and sweetness. That’s you. That’s what I found out tonight, Georgie. You’re the definition of oenomel… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, as humans, we don’t know how to handle the loops of the roller coaster life takes us on, so we silently… — Meghan Quinn Binge eating Copy Share Image
“Note to self: when feeling the music and thrusting hard, keep eyes open. At all times.” — Meghan Quinn Music Copy Share Image
