Anything Quote by Jamie Hyneman

Indeed, there's little question that mustaches are the ultimate facial accessory.

— Spencer Dinwiddie

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

— Carrie Brownstein

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

— Jesse Ventura

Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If…

— Ty Burrell

I do know that you'll definitely never see me sporting a mustache.

— Joe Flacco

A guy in a mustache looks best dressed up in a suit. A track suit and mustache won't help your look. You need to…

— Kayleen Schaefer

I look stupid without a mustache.

— Erik Griffin

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

— John Oates

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

— Will Forte

I *Mustache* you a question... (but I'll shave it for later)

— Anonymous

I put a mustache and some eyebrows on, and I looked just like Nicolas Cage. ... We have the same amazingly handsome good looks.

— Marilyn Manson

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

— Caitlin Moran