People don't want drama 365 days a year. I'm a sense of relief; it's my job to take your mind off what's… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My mom was very strict. She didn't let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
There's no reason why I can't be a mogul. When I step into a room and I'm there to have a conversation,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image