I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Sports are basically our way of feeling sorry for ourselves. Most men can't become athletes. We're watching guys who actually made it.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
There's no reason why I can't be a mogul. When I step into a room and I'm there to have a conversation,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard. I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Any hand that I've shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I'm this guy Kevin Hart,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Working with a guy like Ice Cube on 'Ride Along,' you learn so much. He's a guy who produces, writes, and directs,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I learned from the guys before me - Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, just to name a few. These… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
You don't have to treat people differently. You may be living a different lifestyle, but the person living that different lifestyle still… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I'll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production: 'Hey,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
