Dax Shepard

A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month.

— Dax Shepard

You only get one chance at your life so why not jump cars?

— Dax Shepard

I think all males from Detroit have an obsession with cars.

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I was brought home to a trailer in Highland, MI.

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I'm telling you, there is a lot of power in being unapologetic.

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When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first time, where…

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I try to approach making movies in a way that it's about the making of them and not the result of them,…

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I was 20 when I moved to Los Angeles. I went on probably 600 commercial auditions and couldn't book any of them.

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I believe in making movies very inexpensively; I think that way too much money is spent on making movies. Enough movies are…

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I have to stay on top of myself with honesty and be very forthcoming, quickly admit when I'm wrong, you know? I…

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I've had plenty of crappy jobs, but the only job I've ever really dedicated myself to has been acting. It's my life.

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People only attack when they see weakness or when they think that someone is ashamed of it or embarrassed and they can't…

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I thought I never wanted to be on TV. I was dead wrong. I'm almost always dead wrong about the things I…

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I had just done a movie prior to 'Employee of the Month' called 'Let's Go to Prison' and Will Arnett got to…

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It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of…

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So if you're on the motorcycle, on the track you're not thinking at all about what's happening next week or tomorrow or…

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If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking…

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Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either…

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You can't put the Hollywood sign in a movie without paying them. That is a landmark in L.A. I'm sorry, remove it…

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What's great about TV, and what I love about being on 'Parenthood,' is you have this family. I'm now going on four…

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There's like a shift in the paradigm about every 15 years in movies because one would slip through the cracks. I think…

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I'm of the opinion that the technology is in a place where there's really no excuse not to just make your movie.

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Success is just a war of attrition. Sure, there's an element of talent you should probably possess, but if you stick around…

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I've had plenty of good times and have settled peacefully into quite a boring existence that I love. I had enough fireworks…

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I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it.

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Because 98 percent of our ideas are not great ideas, or everyone would be a billionaire. So yeah. That's something people have…

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I think I'm a combination of very simple pleasures and the fact I've read a lot of books. I don't think it's…

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I'm a writer; I've worked as much as a writer as I have as an actor, so I was in a script-note…

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People talk differently. You can say some things some places you can't say in other places. But me as a film maker,…

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But doing 'Parenthood,' I've never ever been happier in 35 years. I drive to work and I drive home. I'm like a…

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I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But…

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I've learnt that I've had the best results from just trying to be me, trying to make a movie or TV show…

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I lived for going down the rabbit hole of meeting weird people. Of course, come Monday I would be tallying up all…

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The reason I'm drawn to it is - both the off road racing and the motorcycles on the track - it takes…

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Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and…

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All of my free time is made up of motor sports endeavors, be them motorcycles or off-road racing or track days. I…

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From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since…

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There was a best-selling book in the late '60s and '70s called 'The Adventurers' by Harold Robbins. The lead character's name was…

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You know what? I did a lot of things that were deliberate, and they all backfired. I was trying desperately to become…

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Being truthful is a necessity because when I'm not being truthful it takes a toll on me. I don't have any room…

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