Cannot Quote by Will Forte

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

— Carrie Brownstein

I look stupid without a mustache.

— Erik Griffin

I do know that you'll definitely never see me sporting a mustache.

— Joe Flacco

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

— John Hodgman

I *Mustache* you a question... (but I'll shave it for later)

— Anonymous

I should never, ever try and grow a mustache again.

— Mike McCready

Indeed, there's little question that mustaches are the ultimate facial accessory.

— Spencer Dinwiddie

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

— Ashton Kutcher

Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad…

— Kevin Connolly

The connector part of the mustache to the beard wasn't always really strong for me. That's kind of how it morphed, and that's kind…

— Austin Aries

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

— Hari Kondabolu

I had a mustache for 10 years.

— Engelbert Humperdinck