Beautiful Quote by John Hodgman

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

— Carrie Brownstein

I look stupid without a mustache.

— Erik Griffin

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

— Hari Kondabolu

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

— Will Forte

I *Mustache* you a question... (but I'll shave it for later)

— Anonymous

I do know that you'll definitely never see me sporting a mustache.

— Joe Flacco

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

— Caitlin Moran

I should never, ever try and grow a mustache again.

— Mike McCready

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

— Ashton Kutcher

Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad…

— Kevin Connolly

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

— John Hodgman

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

— John Oates