Brag Quote by John Hodgman Download Open image “I don't wish to brag, but I'm very intelligent.” — John Hodgman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Brag Intelligent Wish
I don't understand why people feel the need to brag.Stay humble and shut up.No one cares. — Tshepang Copy Share Image
It's not my personality to brag in any way or be pretentious. It's just not my nature. — Allan Holdsworth Copy Share Image
In life I learned that you should not brag, until you've done it And even worse than that.. Could you do it again?? That's… — Renzo Gracie Copy Share Image
I'm arrogant, but not so much that I'd irresponsibly save someone just to brag about it — Yana Toboso Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I get so annoyed when other people brag. And sometimes, I know that I'm better than that or I've got something better in… — Erika Christensen Copy Share Image
I don't like to brag, but I must tell you that I am regarded in some circles as being in the upper echelons of… — Michael Leunig Copy Share Image
Life may be miraculous in its unlikelihood in the universe, but it would be a fallacy to suggest that its rareness makes it inextinguishable. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
I navigated the world as a hedge maze of constant fear and worry in which I might take the wrong turn and jeopardize the… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
“There are transitions in life whether we want them or not. You get older. You lose jobs and loves and people. The story of… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald meet in hell and team up to assassinate Satan. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
I think in American culture, we put value on economic success but tell people you don't have to be economically successful to be happy. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
If you look in the dictionary under 'perfectionist,' you see Henry Selick correcting the definition of perfectionist in the dictionary. I mean, he is… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Lies are just another kind of storytelling, but with the very distinct and enlivening motive of desperation. Since writers are by nature desperate creatures,… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
I've made my evolutionary purpose and had children. I don't care if anybody likes me, I'm going to do what I want to do.… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
“When you live in New York or any big city, it is easy to fail at growing up. The city is designed to keep… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
You wouldn't want to live a life in which you are loved or approved by all people on Earth or even within your own… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Well, I always had this desire to celebrate and somehow be a part of things that I thought were really great. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.' — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
“Those who had nothing substantial to brag about bragged the loudest. Stay silent and ignore the chattering crowd - this was proof you had… — R.F. Kuang Copy Share Image
People love to hear the brag of the local boy, because they want him to be great, but the foreigner must deny that he… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
We have the most expensive compliance system in the world. The IRS brags that they spend 35 cents for every $100 they collect. They're… — T.R. Reid Copy Share Image
I can't catch her by copying her, I can't draw her with a borrowed stencil. She is all the things a lover should be… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
Two went to pray? Better to say one went to brag, the other to pray. — Richard Crashaw Copy Share Image
I don't want to brag, but I can make people laugh and then be terrified. — Peter Lorre Copy Share Image
