Hair Quote by John Hodgman

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

— Hari Kondabolu

Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad…

— Kevin Connolly

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved…

— Jason Sudeikis

I can tell by your fake mustache that youre clever!

— Nikhil Saluja

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

— Carrie Brownstein

Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If…

— Ty Burrell

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

— John Hodgman

Believe me, I've taken a lot of heat for my mustache.

— Kevin Connolly

I look stupid without a mustache.

— Erik Griffin

I do know that you'll definitely never see me sporting a mustache.

— Joe Flacco

I *Mustache* you a question... (but I'll shave it for later)

— Anonymous

The problem for me is that I look like so many people in my family, so I can't really see anything. Except I could…

— Tilda Swinton