Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Mustaches are not only fashion statements, but they’re useful for tickling vaginas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“This is my logo for Mouth”

— Jarod Kintz

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

— John Oates

The thing with the mustache is, it's a classic. A guy can always wear a mustache. But it's still tricky and potentially fraught with…

— Kayleen Schaefer

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Ask my mustache anything you want, and my mouth will answer for it. And after the question and answer session, my right hand will…

— Jarod Kintz

“I just bought an extra large mustache, to wear as a toupee.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era.

— John Oates

“I have half a mustache. It was a gift from my father, who bought one with a Buy One Mustache, Get One Half Off…

— Jarod Kintz

Part of an icon's power comes from its indivisibility. The swoosh cannot be further deconstructed into its component parts. Just as golden arches mean…

— Douglas Rushkoff

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.”

— Jarod Kintz