Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Mustaches are not only fashion statements, but they’re useful for tickling vaginas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Ask my mustache anything you want, and my mouth will answer for it. And after the question and answer session, my right hand will…

— Jarod Kintz

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“His mustache made two curved lines around the sides of his mouth like parentheses, as if everything he might say would be very quiet,…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The eyebrows are the punctuation marks of the face.”

— Dave Horowitz

“I wear a mustache, both as a disguise—and as a cooter tickler.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A mustache on a stick would not only be tastier than a popsicle, but ticklier too.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I just bought an extra large mustache, to wear as a toupee.”

— Jarod Kintz