Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.”

— Jarod Kintz

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t grow facial hair on my chest.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You have grown a little beard, I said. You see it is not true that one can't change.”

— Elizabeth Hardwick

“The funny thing about having any kind of moustache or beard is it grows on you—in two ways. I mean, it grows on you.…

— John W. Boyer

“My beard has started growing a beard of its own, and I’m stuck having to take it for a walk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“... for the first time, it occurred to him [Webern] that maybe God wasn't an old man with a beard, but just a spoiled child.”

— Chandler Klang Smith

“I wish I could grow out a beard, but my employer won’t let me. Also, Mother Nature won’t let me either. She’s not my…

— Jarod Kintz

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Soooooo, trying to grow a beard?” Nope. Just checking out on life.”

— Aaron Goldfarb