Beard Quote by Jarod Kintz

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t grow facial hair on my chest.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Just because you have a beard, doesn’t mean you’re a man. Vaginas can grow hair, too. -Things you probably shouldn’t say to a pissed…

— Lani Lynn Vale

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wish I could grow out a beard, but my employer won’t let me. Also, Mother Nature won’t let me either. She’s not my…

— Jarod Kintz

“You have grown a little beard, I said. You see it is not true that one can't change.”

— Elizabeth Hardwick

“The funny thing about having any kind of moustache or beard is it grows on you—in two ways. I mean, it grows on you.…

— John W. Boyer

“Normal people began to see that a beard was not synonymous with honesty. It was simply a patchy place to hide one's lies.”

— Bassem Youssef

“My beard has started growing a beard of its own, and I’m stuck having to take it for a walk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.”

— Margaret Mitchell

“Ideas are like beards. Men don’t have them until they grow up. Somebody said that, but I can’t remember who.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Why women don't have facial hair. God doesn't cover up anything that looks beautiful.”

— Tony Sakalauskas