Quote by Brandon Sanderson

“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.”

— Margaret Mitchell

“Ideas are like beards. Men don’t have them until they grow up. Somebody said that, but I can’t remember who.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Normal people began to see that a beard was not synonymous with honesty. It was simply a patchy place to hide one's lies.”

— Bassem Youssef

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.”

— Vivian Arend

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You're just jealous of my beard." "No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag your chin.”

— FayJay

“If you keep saying things like ‘man-child,’ we’re done,” Ronan said. “Hey, man. Don’t let it get you down. Once your balls drop, that…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“Going bearded seemed one less thing to have to fail at.”

— Charles Frazier

“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t spend half my life waxing to end…

— Nick Alexander

“Have beard hear me roar.”

— Callie Harper

“My beard has started growing a beard of its own, and I’m stuck having to take it for a walk.”

— Jarod Kintz