Life Quote by Nick Alexander

“I have no idea why this is. I’m sure somebody with a beard and too much time on their hands would say it has…

— Nick Spalding

“Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“You look good scruffy." "Now that I know you think that, I'll never shave again." She laughed again. "Remind me to look you up…

— Bella Andre

“Am I really not worth shaving for?”

— Meg Cabot

“Don't go shaving, fellas.”

— Alexander Antebi

“Beards grow out so fast that if you shave every day, there isn’t much of a window for anyone to use them against you—and…

— Jim Butcher

“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.”

— Jarod Kintz

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“My new mustache is barely big enough to cover my pubic region.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.”

— Vivian Arend

“All right, when you guys start talking about waxing unmentionable places, that's my cue to get the hell out of here.”

— J. Lynn