Time Quote by Nick Spalding

“If it's got a beard or a battery, you're going to have trouble with it.”

— Connie Brockway

“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t spend half my life waxing to end…

— Nick Alexander

“Normal people began to see that a beard was not synonymous with honesty. It was simply a patchy place to hide one's lies.”

— Bassem Youssef

“Ideas are like beards. Men don’t have them until they grow up. Somebody said that, but I can’t remember who.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Just because you have a beard, doesn’t mean you’re a man. Vaginas can grow hair, too. -Things you probably shouldn’t say to a pissed…

— Lani Lynn Vale

“Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You're just jealous of my beard." "No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag your chin.”

— FayJay

“You have grown a little beard, I said. You see it is not true that one can't change.”

— Elizabeth Hardwick

“I never really cared for facial hair on a man before you.” “That’s because I put it to good use. Friction is a good…

— Misha Elliott

“I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.”

— Margaret Mitchell