Love Quote by Jarod Kintz

“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.”

— Margaret Mitchell

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“I shaved my lady mustache (ladystache) off with my roommate's gay razor (it's a gay razor because it's his razor and he's gay) and…

— Lauren Weedman

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“You know she said I was going to marry a gentleman with jet-black hair and a long black mustache, and I don't like black-haired…

— Margaret Mitchell

“What is it with you women?" he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you…

— Derek Landy

“This isn’t exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. ‘Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls?”

— Tymber Dalton

“You look good scruffy." "Now that I know you think that, I'll never shave again." She laughed again. "Remind me to look you up…

— Bella Andre

“I didn’t have time to grow out a mustache, so I wore a squirrel to the party. Women looked at me like they knew…

— Jarod Kintz

“He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache …”

— Charles Bukowski

“Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don’t want to kiss carpet, you know.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz