Women Love Men Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“After reading one of my one-liners a few years ago, a former professor of mine looked up at me and said, “You remind me…

— Jarod Kintz

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“I love the way my hair, eyebrows, and my mustache. Look in the morning.”

— SageCanny

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I have two mustaches, one over each eye. They smell like tits and ass, because that’s all I enjoy drinking.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I know these sorts of people. They're not men. They're mustaches with idiots attached.”

— Katherine Rundell

“I have half a mustache. It was a gift from my father, who bought one with a Buy One Mustache, Get One Half Off…

— Jarod Kintz

“The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I close my lips it’s like a wink and a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Ideas are like beards. Men don’t have them until they grow up. Somebody said that, but I can’t remember who.”

— Haruki Murakami