Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

— Carrie Brownstein

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have half a mustache. It was a gift from my father, who bought one with a Buy One Mustache, Get One Half Off…

— Jarod Kintz

“My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Mustaches are not only fashion statements, but they’re useful for tickling vaginas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“His mustache made two curved lines around the sides of his mouth like parentheses, as if everything he might say would be very quiet,…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“I have two mustaches, one over each eye. They smell like tits and ass, because that’s all I enjoy drinking.”

— Jarod Kintz

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved…

— Jason Sudeikis

“That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”

— It Books

Not to get too deep on shaving my mustache, but it was kind of symbolic of, 'This is a moment of liberation, a chance…

— Lester Holt