Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
You should introduce your upper lip to your lower lip sometime and shut the fuck up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should introduce your upper lip to your lower lip sometime and shut the f*ck up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love when people do that thing where their upper lip touches their lower lip. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You don't look so hot, Adrien." "Yeah, well I'm having a bad heart day." His upper lip curled in a semblance of… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I close my lips it’s like a wink… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The impact had cut your upper lip in two, he had said, clean down the middle. Clean down the middle. Like a… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
If I don't trim the upper lip, my wife wouldn't kiss me. You have to take into account her needs as well. — Eric Weddle Copy Share Image
Don't be too brave. Bravery is a fine thing on some occasions, but sometimes it can be quite a dangerous thing. The… — Jeremy Brett Copy Share Image
Smoking too much makes me nervous. Must lasso my natural tendency to acquire such habits. Holding heavy cigar constantly in my mouth… — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
It's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, so have a great day and keep a stiff upper lip. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
“As is always the case with a thoroughly attractive woman, her defect—the shortness of her upper lip and her half-open mouth—seemed to… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
Many very intelligent agreeable persons have warts on the forehead, not brown, nor very large, between the eyebrows, which have nothing in… — Johann Kaspar Lavater Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to know why my top lip doesn't move... I had laser hair removal on my upper lip, oh gosh, 2009,… — Brandi Glanville Copy Share Image
