Humor Quote by J. Lynn

“You may be a sascrotch, Cherry. I have mine waxed!”

— Ker Dukey

“I don't know who thought up waxing, but it was clearly the same person who invented Vicodin.”

— Chelsea Handler

“Don't go shaving, fellas.”

— Alexander Antebi

“Am I really not worth shaving for?”

— Meg Cabot

“Emmylou kissed her forehead. “Darlin’ girl, I’ll never make fun of you for that. But if you really want to try waxing the lady…

— Lorelei James

“If I ever have a baby, I’m going to have a Brazilian wax first. Keep it pretty, you know?” “Honey, when you’ve got an…

— Pamela Clare

“You're kind of gross. Might want to think about shaving, too, unless you're going for the homeless look with no chance of getting laid.”

— Jennifer Armentrout

“So with suit on and whiskers waxed, i went out for auditions. (Whisker waxing is not so poulars now - like flare trousers and…

— Aleksandr Orlov

Great! That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed. -Katie Van Waldenberg

— Blades Of Glory

“As I'm the one who cleans it, waxes it, keeps it tidy and has it medically checked, I'd say it's mine. But you can…

— Suzanne Wright

“Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?”

— Howard Tayler

“hair Butch waxed so heavily that it seemed to scream up from his skull.”

— Stephen King