Beard Quote by Alexander Antebi Download Open image ““Don't go shaving, fellas.”” — Alexander Antebi ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beard
“You're kind of gross. Might want to think about shaving, too, unless you're going for the homeless look with no chance of getting laid.” — Jennifer Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them.” — Troy Soos Copy Share Image
“Eww. You need to shave. The next time I see that hairy ass I’m callin’ the zoo to come groom you.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The comfort of shaving with your knife is in the knowing that it is honed to perfection.” — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t spend half my life waxing to end… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
A beard is something that is almost like a mirror to the viewer. When someone sees you wearing a beard, they're seeing something in… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
The barman sidled toward them out of a back room. He was a grump-looking old man with a great deal of a long gray… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash dishes. We… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
If I can play, and change the mind of one person about being a Muslim player and having a beard, then I'll feel as… — Moeen Ali Copy Share Image
They were bullyin' him, Hermione, 'cause he's so small!" said Hagrid. "Small?" said Hermione. "Small?" "Hermione, I couldn't leave him," said Hagrid, tears now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.” — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt;… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
If I had to choose between the two ways of approaching the deity, I should prefer the existential relational way, to the abstract philosophical… — Frank Moore Cross Copy Share Image
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
As regards the quietude of the sage, he is not quiet because quietness is said to be good. He is quiet because the multitude… — Zhuangzi Copy Share Image
I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
