Beard Quote by Alexander Antebi

“Am I really not worth shaving for?”

— Meg Cabot

“You're kind of gross. Might want to think about shaving, too, unless you're going for the homeless look with no chance of getting laid.”

— Jennifer Armentrout

“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”

— Josh Stern

“Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?”

— Woody Allen

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

— Mitch Hedberg

“I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them.”

— Troy Soos

“Eww. You need to shave. The next time I see that hairy ass I’m callin’ the zoo to come groom you.”

— Jennifer Foor

“Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My life sucks. So I shave my head.”

— Cecil Castellucci

“The comfort of shaving with your knife is in the knowing that it is honed to perfection.”

— Mark Lawrence

I hate shaving.

— John Mearsheimer

“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t spend half my life waxing to end…

— Nick Alexander