Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I never really cared for facial hair on a man before you.” “That’s because I put it to good use. Friction is a good… — Misha Elliott Copy Share Image
“cried the entire time my mom shaved my head. She wanted to cut it shorter and wait, but I wanted to be in control.… — Amanda Maxlyn Copy Share Image
“my hair is the only thing about me that's perfectly healthy. Cutting it would feel like I'm punishing my body for finally doing something… — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
“No, I don't care what's in your hair, I just wanna know what's on your mind” — Tyler Joseph Copy Share Image
“What do you think of my hair?” It’s heaven. “It’s fine.” “You don’t like it.” He shrugs again. “I liked it long.” For half a second, I regret chopping it off, taking it from almost reaching my butt to just barely reaching my shoulders. But then I let it roll off of me because I do like it. I have… — Kristen Proby Copy Share
“While getting a haircut, I thought about my failed marriage. Instead of feeling bad, I thought I’d grow a beard, move to the mountains,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Cut the hair off. I mean all of it. Especially that ridiculous ponytail.” Neff started to protest. “Shut up. You have had your turn. Again, cut the entire head. Your hair is not worth saving and bald men can be sexy. Shave. I mean every day and put on cologne. Wear clothes from this decade. Get rid of the jewelry… — Abigail Keam Copy Share
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image