This world is not a platform where you will hear Thalberg-piano-playing. It is a piano manufactory, where are dust and shavings and… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance. — Ben Lerner Copy Share Image
Put a love note in his shaving kit before he leaves on a business trip. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
One should refrain from contempt for the baser specimens of humanity, for whom liberation amounts to shaving the heads of women who… — Coco Chanel Copy Share Image
Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The sisters worked from dawn to dusk. One of them was an idiot; she started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors,… — Eva Ibbotson Copy Share Image
I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished… — Judy Blundell Copy Share Image
You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Think of something you really care about. Then add hour to hour and calculate the fraction of your life that you've actually… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Why do we shave? It doesn't seem like a natural activity. There are no examples of shaving in nature. The only creature… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Burn shavings and splinters of pitch pine, and when they turn to charcoal, put them out, and pound them into mortar with… — Marcus Vitruvius Pollio Copy Share Image
I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream. — Marc Jacobs Copy Share Image
I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I am a camera with its shutter open, quite passive, recording, not thinking. Recording the man shaving at the window opposite and… — Christopher Isherwood Copy Share Image
Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
In Gillette's case, they keep surfing along new technology which is fairly simple by the standards of microchips. But it's hard for… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
I suppose there were moonless nights and dark ones with but a silver shaving and pale stars in the sky, but I… — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history. — Phil Donahue Copy Share Image
President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, 'I miss Saturday mornings rolling… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs. — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
