You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong. — Moby Copy Share Image
You know, I would date if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. But most are such a waste… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I really hate my hair when it's not braided because it's so big when it dries. When it's wet it looks cool,… — Jeff Hardy Copy Share Image
I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped! — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
I wish to suggest that a man may be very industrious, and yet not spend his time well. There is no more… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Grooming-wise, it is now a constant battle as I progressively turn into my father. I have to keep on top of ear… — Mark Gatiss Copy Share Image
Men sucked. They were the root of every problem any woman could ever have. They were the reason for bras, the need… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so… — Mark Spitz Copy Share Image
When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time. — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
It was the shaving that bothered me the most. I'm not a great fan of shaving and I had to be really… — Jude Law Copy Share Image
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Anything over-handed, I do left-handed. Like throwing a ball or serving in tennis. Otherwise, right-handed, like writing and shaving. — Mike Weir Copy Share Image
I never dressed like a teddy boy, and I don't like shaving but you've got to do it. — Shakin' Stevens Copy Share Image
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly… — John Green Copy Share Image
According to what we've been seeing recently in the area where the terrorists control, where they ban people from going to schools,… — Bashar al-Assad Copy Share Image
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I am very impressed with the results (from laser hair removal). Even after the first treatment, there was a huge difference. I… — Deborah Copy Share Image
one of the sisters started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good. — Eva Ibbotson Copy Share Image
He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn't afraid… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day, the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were… — Mort Walker Copy Share Image
