Fur Quote by Howard Tayler Download Open image ““Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?”” — Howard Tayler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fur Humour Itchiness Sci fi Shaving Suggestion
“Eww. You need to shave. The next time I see that hairy ass I’m callin’ the zoo to come groom you.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Do you shave them to conform to what society—and by society I mainly mean the male gaze—expects of you or just simply for your… — Harper Bliss Copy Share Image
“I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them.” — Troy Soos Copy Share Image
“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.” — Vivian Arend Copy Share Image
“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What if I shave?" he said. "I look much better when I'm shaved. My cousin will vouch for that—do I not look almost handsome… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
“If you want to shave your legs, a nurse or orderly has to be present, but no one wants that, and so our legs… — Kathleen Glasgow Copy Share Image
“The comfort of shaving with your knife is in the knowing that it is honed to perfection.” — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
“What is it with you women?" he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Evert recently asked the assembled, out of the blue, if any of them were still keeping their pubic hair properly trimmed.” — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
“Maxim 34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share
When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case. — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“New orders: Make sure everybody who doesn't want to live here is aboard in five minutes. We are leaving. -Captain Kevyn Andreyasn” — Howard Tayler Copy Share
“Maxim 36: When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share
“Maxim 30: A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share
“Maxim 24: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share
“Maxim 27: Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share
“Maxim 37: There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload." -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share
“Two minutes worth of signal analysis told me all I needed to know. This station "talks" to the dark matter universe about what goes… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit. -Colonel Ceeta & Captain Tagon” — Howard Tayler Copy Share
The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate. — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
I am very sad that some designers are still using real fur when the fake alternatives are so effective and so easily obtainable. — Twiggy Copy Share Image
I've never worn fur, either. I'm a naturally squeamish person, and fur smells like dead animal to me. — Sadie Frost Copy Share Image
Every pellet has a story all its own. Every pellet has a story all its own. With its fur and teeth and bones And… — Kathryn Lasky Copy Share Image
It is with the approach of winter that cats...wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence. — Pierre Loti Copy Share Image
In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and clothes and even handbags, the discussion of fur is childish. — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
The person I love would never wear fur. Fur just makes me think of shallow women who have no conscience. The fur industry belongs to a time when people were selfish beyond belief. If you were some ancient tribal cheiftain, and there was not a department store nearby 350 years ago, I'd understand. But now, we have synthetic fibers,and it's… — Gavin Rossdale Copy Share
i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles better and nerves more. i like your body. i like what it does, i like its hows. i like to feel the spine of your body and its bones, and the trembling -firm-smooth ness and which i will again and again and… — Anonymous Copy Share
People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives, laughter trapped… — Amy Gerstler Copy Share Image
I won't wear fur - never, ever. I'm an animal lover. I wouldn't even wear faux fur. I prefer to go the cheap route… — Bonnie Hunt Copy Share Image
Take from my palms, to soothe your heart, a little honey, a little sun, in obedience to Persephone's bees. You can't untie a boat that was never moored, nor hear a shadow in its furs, nor move through thick life without fear. For us, all that's left is kisses tattered as the little bees that die when they leave the… — Osip Mandelstam Copy Share
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
