Quote by Jarod Kintz

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wish I could grow out a beard, but my employer won’t let me. Also, Mother Nature won’t let me either. She’s not my…

— Jarod Kintz

“You have grown a little beard, I said. You see it is not true that one can't change.”

— Elizabeth Hardwick

“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Have beard hear me roar.”

— Callie Harper

“The funny thing about having any kind of moustache or beard is it grows on you—in two ways. I mean, it grows on you.…

— John W. Boyer

“Soooooo, trying to grow a beard?” Nope. Just checking out on life.”

— Aaron Goldfarb

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t grow facial hair on my chest.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“While getting a haircut, I thought about my failed marriage. Instead of feeling bad, I thought I’d grow a beard, move to the mountains,…

— Jarod Kintz

“If beards flowed like rivers, then I’d stop shaving my facial St. John’s, and I’d have one of the few major beards in the…

— Jarod Kintz