Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I'm thinking about growing a beard so I have something cool to do with my hands when I think.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice… — Rosario Dawson Copy Share Image
I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing a beard. — Keira Knightley Copy Share Image
I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I have been longing to come up with something creative to post, but my busy schedule has kept me away from doing so. This… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human. — Danny Pudi Copy Share Image
What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I never, ever thought I would be able to grow a beard like I have now. I think it's gonna be here for a… — Odell Beckham, Jr Copy Share Image
Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image