Moustache Quote by John W. Boyer

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You have a magnificent moustache. You must be very proud of it.”

— Marian Keyes

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t grow facial hair on my chest.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He sneers so regularly that I suspect he shaves his mustache only to spare his nose the whisker burn.”

— Meredith Duran

“A moustache is a socialized way to say, "Okay, look, I'll let you see most of my face, since that's what we're all doing…

— Nick Offerman

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I have half a mustache. It was a gift from my father, who bought one with a Buy One Mustache, Get One Half Off…

— Jarod Kintz

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz