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“It’s why men are meant to have beards—growing all that hair leaves no energy for moodiness. Much more dignified.”

— G. Willow Wilson

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.”

— Jarod Kintz

I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.

— Johnny Weir

You can't grow a beard if you shave

— Bob Blue

“When women grow old and cease being women, they get beards on their chins; I wonder what men get when they grow old and…

— August Strindberg

“I wish I could grow out a beard, but my employer won’t let me. Also, Mother Nature won’t let me either. She’s not my…

— Jarod Kintz

“I shaved my lady mustache (ladystache) off with my roommate's gay razor (it's a gay razor because it's his razor and he's gay) and…

— Lauren Weedman

And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing that a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can…

— John Steinbeck

My wife asked me about that: "What happened to your beard?" I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Hey, the right side…

— Si Robertson

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.”

— Margaret Mitchell

“The funny thing about having any kind of moustache or beard is it grows on you—in two ways. I mean, it grows on you.…

— John W. Boyer