Quote by Lani Lynn Vale Download Open image ““Basically, if you can pull off a beard, you can pull off my underwear.”” — Lani Lynn Vale ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Do you mean the ‘you’re wearing my underwear’ face?” he asks, moving to the second button and swishing his head back and forth as… — Kim Karr Copy Share Image
“His beard might once have reached to his waist, but his waist had grown off and left his beard high and dry.” — Cathy Pickens Copy Share Image
“Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don’t want to kiss carpet, you know.” — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“My beard has started growing a beard of its own, and I’m stuck having to take it for a walk.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.” — Margaret Mitchell Copy Share Image
“She could tell me a thousand things with her eyebrows alone, this girl. Sometimes I wanted to shave them off just to spite her.” — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
“Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“You have grown a little beard, I said. You see it is not true that one can't change.” — Elizabeth Hardwick Copy Share Image
“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.” — Vivian Arend Copy Share Image
“My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don’t know whether I’m kidding or not. -T-shirt” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Just because you have a beard, doesn’t mean you’re a man. Vaginas can grow hair, too. -Things you probably shouldn’t say to a pissed… — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“I like to make lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen table and guess what I need when I’m at the… — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So, go fuck yourself and check the bitch at the door next time you visit.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Woman,” he growled into my ear, “You were mine before we even left the bar. I saw you walk in and knew right then… — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Sleeping is too hard during the summer. Blankets are too warm, but without blankets I’m vulnerable to monsters. -Sway’s secret thoughts” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“His woman doesn't enjoy sex with him says something about the man, not the woman. It's the man's job to figure out what the… — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a nice person.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“would be the first person to die in a horror movie. I refuse to spend my last few minutes running.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Life is so boring when you don’t have an online order to look forward to.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
