“I’m haunted by demons but they aren’t very potent demons. They’re lazy, failure demons just like their possessor.” — Aaron Goldfarb Failure Copy Share Image
“Life is chaotic and unscripted. Not everyone becomes a success. Or, even a failure. Most people just are. They don't even consider… — Aaron Goldfarb Life Copy Share Image
“Let's be honest, your occupation is boring. It's great if you like it. It's great if you pretend to like it. It's… — Aaron Goldfarb Career Copy Share Image
“Love conquers all.” But love doesn't conquer all. It doesn't conquer anything but boredom and horniness. Dictators with lots of brainwashed followers… — Aaron Goldfarb Love Copy Share Image
“Let's be serious, I wasn't a jack of all trades. I was just a jack-off of none. A hubristic fool who lived… — Aaron Goldfarb Jack of all trades Copy Share Image
“Soooooo, trying to grow a beard?” Nope. Just checking out on life.” — Aaron Goldfarb Life Copy Share Image
“You see, the one thing the government and a lot of voters don't seem to understand is that you can't turn a… — Aaron Goldfarb Failure Copy Share Image
“An English major is like being in a book club that costs $40,000 a year, has only annoying people in it, offers… — Aaron Goldfarb Annoying people Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is decisiveness juice. It's also bad idea punch, intellect intoxicant, insolence nectar, fighting fluid, boastfulness booze, smartass sauce, injury water, aggressiveness… — Aaron Goldfarb Bad idea Copy Share Image
“Modern life was so fleeting. You could spend all day reading blogs, jerking off, sending e-mails, watching reality television, playing video games,… — Aaron Goldfarb Life Copy Share Image
“There's a subtle difference between the man that lives like each day could be his last and the man who lives like… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“I was always just there. In a perpetual nihilistic malaise of ennui and lots of other SAT words.” — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every single… — Aaron Goldfarb Every single day Copy Share Image
