“He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache …” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“The man waxed his mustache. In Sebastian's book, that was never a good sign.” — Stephen Gallagher Copy Share Image
If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped! — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
I had hair down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude. — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“Bobby just stared at me. There was already crumbs in his mustache and it was barely seven in the morning.” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
First, Donald Trump took out like this little make up compact like right here, because he had a sweat mustache. — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
When I was cast for 'Walking Dead,' I was still doing 'Lone Ranger,' so I have my 'Lone Ranger' look with the… — Lew Temple Copy Share Image
It's all about the stache, and I have so many fans that offer me tips on mustache wax that I actually really… — Lew Temple Copy Share Image
My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men's hearts than your spurs… — Edmond Rostand Copy Share Image
I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed… — Peyton Manning Copy Share Image
His fair landlady was in despair. She would most willingly have made M. d'Artagnan her husband--such a handsome man, and such a… — Alexandre Dumas Copy Share Image
“Chaplain Vega’s a tall Mexican guy with a mustache that looks like it’s about to jump off his face and fuck the… — Phil Klay Copy Share Image
I'm happiest on set because I'm not myself. I'm someone else. The moustache, the dinner jacket. It's not me. You're always this… — Jean Dujardin Copy Share Image
You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly. "What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?" muttered Ron. "What did you have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you play men, in a way it's easier. You can have a voicebox, you can have false hair, mustaches, wigs, you… — Janet McTeer Copy Share Image
The al-Qaida cell broken up near Buffalo, N.Y., contains some citizens who also found themselves in Afghanistan, training for the Great All-Around… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
I was curious. Here was a character where I just didn't know how they were going to write him into 13 episodes… — Shawn Hatosy Copy Share Image
“the trivial but revealing hallmarks of urban hipsterdom: faux vintage photography, the handlebar mustache, and vinyl record players all hark back to… — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
“He was not a tall man, but he was wide. His face was the color and texture of old leather boots, and… — Grahame Shannon Copy Share Image
I did four movies where I gained, like, fifty pounds. I had curly hair, and I had all of this facial hair.… — A. J. Bowen Copy Share Image
“It’s like Mark Twain once said to his wife, Olivia: “How many times do I have to say it—over the top!” He… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“The demonic face stared up at him. It had horns, a Snidely Whiplash mustache and a nasty grin.” — Pamela K. Kinney, "Let Demon Dogs Lie," Southern Haunts: Devils in the Darkness Copy Share Image
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot. — Will Forte Copy Share Image
“I shaved my mustache off the asphalt, like a tire’s skid mark, looped it around itself, and rode it like a unicycle.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and… — Jon Pertwee Copy Share Image
A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
